Jesus, Peter was in the video store and then he saw a guy that looks like jesus. they had a conversation about wether he is jesus or not. and then peter asked him if you werent jesus you wouldnt mind if i peed on this amy grant cd collection. and then he was yes i am jesus christ. so he invited him to dinner and they were asking him a bunch of questions. he explained how he was tortured and brian asked him if he could do mircals. so he transformed all the food into sundays. Meg says i love you jesus then he said i love you too feller.LMAO! Then peter wispered in his ear. all of a soudin lois breast got bigger. i think its hilarious just the part when he called meg a feller. some people might think its offending, i dont think so. they didn't say anything bad about him.

Family guy is Fartilicious!

Family guy shows how very many thing, like farts can be very funny. Seth makes things seem funny in most dead spots of the show. In certain parts of the show it may seem very quiet and boring, but throw in a random fart and it can make the dumbest moments funny. This is a compilation of farting moments in family guy. Much of the time the farts will lead to a story or another scene so the show doesn't seem dead and boring. it might start up a conversation it might be for no reason and just random but the point is that farts are very funny. They make immature people laugh and makes them want to watch the show again from simple comedy. Sometimes the farts will be followed with a punch line and a word to make the whole thing sound funny. The point is that the show will be funny when a fart is thrown into the mix of stupidity and pointless humor in family guy. but i still think its ilarious :p!!!

Dimension traveling device

Stewie is a little genius! In this one episode, he created a dimension traveling device, him and Brian (of course) they started traveling through dimensions. like they start start of by going to a place only dinosaurs or a place where the Americans didn't drop the Hiroshima bomb so everybody is Japanese. Or a place where there is only one guy screaming compliments from far(lol! stupid) or other places where everybody is gay or something like. Until they come to this place where dogs rule the world and humans are pets, its the other way around. stewie was tryna figure out how to go home but Brian wanted to stay. So they wrestle for the remote and it breaks. After that they went to they're house. they found stewie(as a dog) and Brian(as a human) and he tells him how to go home because they survived the same experience. While they where going home, Brian(human) said i wanna go to the world where he can be someone and he jumps in the teleport at the last second. as soon as he gets there he gets hit by a car and dies lol.

The Freaking FCC

This is probably one of my favorite episodes! At the beginning, peter is watching TV and they were censoring all the good stuff. So Peter decided that he was going to make his own TV channel called PTV. He got stewie and brian to make shows for him and they all contained vulgarity. So Lois gets mad and she tells him to stop it or she will call the FCC( Federal communications commissions ) what they do is make sure that every media published is suitable for the audience. So family guy kinda made fun of them right there. Back on to the episode, Peter dosent listen so she does call the FCC so they banned his TV show and they stay at his house and censored everything they said. So peter goes nuts and he convinced everybody that it should be right to have some stuff like that on TV. Its funny because the FCC agents held a black cardboard of front of Peters  chin saying that they looked like testicules!!.And after that everything went back to normal.  

   

Family guy featuring Jackass

In this episode, Peter and his friends were watching jackass, they show johnny Knoxville taking a shotgun blast to the face just to exaggerate it. And then they had the bright idea to copy them. They start off by jumping off the roof in a shopping cart and peter breaks his neck and starts puking on Brian lol. The next stunt  was to make quagmire cover his package with honey and make bees attack it. i couldn't find a video for all the parts of the episode but in this episode (season 3, episode 18) Peter started running around with a razor and shaves cleavland and brians hair. and the he attempts a stunt were he is tied up to a car on roller blades goes on a jump and he tries to jump across the island but he hits a tree and falls in the water. And their was more jackass parts in other episodes, like the time stewie bet up peter while he was on the toilet just like Bam did to his dad.

Something, Something , Something dark side

Family guy has made some movies so far and one of them is this parody of star wars called: Something , Something , something dark side. this movie is pure comedy. they used the same characters as family guy to make this movie. Chris is luke skywalker, stewie is darth vader, lois is princes lea , peter is hon solo , quagmire is a robotique guy , cleavland is a small robot, brian is shubaka and finally meg comes up for like three seconds as a worm looking monster and then she says: hold on why do i never get important roles in these things and peter answers: shut up meg. they rounded up some funny moments from the actual show and reused them in the most serious moments just to give us that comedy. Here are a couple more secondary characters that were involved in the movie: herbert the old guy, consuela the mexican maid , and the chicken who always fight peter. This movie was realest in 2009. its a must see.